Chaetophobia

Chaetophobia yes it's a phobia and yes it's real.
Yes I  may or may not show signs of this said phobia.
Ok it's not that I don't like hair I just prefer you didn't have any...LOL  Hence why I am so attracted to bald men. Now don't get me wrong I think every man should have hair were it needs to be( blush) but not like cave man material.
Anywhoo back to this phobia of mine. So George started his 2 month beard growing thing today. So far so good. Ask me by day 30 how I'm doing. I may be in rehab by then. Fingers crossed all goes well. So I came up with a solution. I love it!!! George not so much. So here is my solution.......

Well what do you think?? I think it's pretty awesome. He could put that on everyday we could even grow it out a bit to make it look fuller. It's a WIN WIN for everyone. :)